Psychology hacks

You know those psychology people who teach you hacks about how to gain access into other people's minds? I am one of those people, and here are my hacks on how to get access to anyone's thoughts, make anyone think anything, and how to make anyone do anything you want.

  • Ways to make people think you're super-duper cool:
    • dress nice
    • be funny
    • paint your house the good shade of orange
    • shoot a president
    • make yourself invisible
    • jouch
  • How to talk someone into buying a nice sweater
    • show them a picture of someone else wearing the sweater
    • eat a bagel
    • earn a seven-figure salary
    • go to Subway
  • How to make someone much bigger than you think they're smaller than you
    • tie a bowtie
    • make a killer sandwich (actually kills people (with swords))
    • that one episode of SpongeBob with the secret box
    • eat a bagel
    • eat a bagel
  • Getting someone to tell you who their crush is
    • SALSA
    • traveling to a place with some 
    • film school
    • the big bad wolf
    • supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
    • tongs a'clanging
  • Eat a bagel
    • eat a bagel
  • Getting a free pizza
    • Steal a pizza

Sorry these bullet points kinda just turned into cards against humanity cards also my b for not posting this yesterday I’m doing a very bad job I apologize

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