"The Belts Song"

My very first year at Jewish summer camp, two of my counselors had written a song, which they called "The Belts Song." Here are the lyrics to that song, with some verses of my own added as well.

"The Belts Song"

Chorus:

Belts (x12)

Verse 1:

I like to wear belts on my pants

Put on a belt and you can do a crazy dance

Chorus

Verse 2:

Belts in the morning, belts at night

Belts in the afternoon what a delight

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Verse 3:

I like to wear belts everyday

Put on a belt and you'll say "hip hip hooray"

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Verse 4:

Belts help my pants stay up on my waist

Putting on a belt puts a smile on my face

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Verse 5:

I like to wear belts to school

I wear a belt and I feel very cool

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Verse 6:

Belts in a building, belts in a tent

Belts are good for any event

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Verse 7:

I like to wear belts every season

Put on a belt, you don't need a reason

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Verse 8:

Belts make sure that my pants won't fall

You can wear a belt if you're short or if you're tall

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Verse 9:

Belts on the sea or belts on the land

Belts while you’re sitting or belts while you stand

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Verse 10:

Belts are cool when they have a buckle

Tell a belt joke and I’ll let out a chuckle 

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Verse 11:

Belts are often made out of leather

Belts can be hefty or as light as a feather

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Verse 12:

It’s not cool to leave your belts on the floor

Pick up your shit and put your belts in a drawer

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Verse 13:

People that don’t wear belts are vermin

My belt pastor at belt church gives a really good belt sermon

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Verse 14:

Belts bring a lot of joy to your life

Put on a belt and you’ll look sharp as a knife

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Verse 15:

Now the belt song has come to an end

Learn all the words and you can sing it to a friend 

Chorus