UPDATES

For those of you whom I have not had the pleasure of talking to regularly over this Thanksgiving break, here are some things I’ve been up to for the last 5 days (explanations will provided for some, but not all):

• Insurance fraud — lots and lots, idk I just can’t help myself
• RV salesman — not sure how exactly, but I got pulled into the elaborate game of RV sales. I got fired because I wasn’t very good at it, but I learned a lot in my short time on the job. The RV market goes way deeper than the RVs themselves. It’s weirdly intertwined with sweet potato sales, as there’s this crazy correlation between owning an RV and having this deep obsession with sweet potatoes. If you can sell someone on the idea that the only thing they need to eat for the rest of their life is a delicious, mouth-watering, piece of God itself in the form of a sweet potato, then they’re almost guaranteed to be sold on buying an RV. 
• Storm chasing — I saw 2 tornadoes, but I dropped my camera so no footage :(
• Wearing sunglasses all the time — just to look cool
• Doing the wave — I’ve tried to do the wave with every group I’ve associated with this break, and plan on continuing to do the wave with every group I associate with in the future
• Jumping jacks — 8000/day
• Eating grass — delicious low key 
• Mancala — this one is for real I’ve been playing mancala against a cpu for like the last 4 days and I’ve only won like 5 times. I swear this cpu is so damn good at this game I’m tryna buy a board and play with people so I can build up my strategy and beat the damn computer it pisses me off so much