Seat rankings

Today, I will be ranking things that you can sit on/in using an equivalent scale of juices (from tomato to mango). I know I've said this, but today I'm actually keeping the post short and sweet, so no explanations will be given (apologies if you disagree). 

Tomato Juice: Stools

Pear Juice: Benches

Grapefruit Juice: Lawn/beach chairs

Pineapple Juice: Regular-style chairs

Pomegranate Juice: Beanbag chairs

Orange Juice (with pulp): Cushy rolly chairs

Apple Juice: Couches

Cranberry Juice: Rocking chairs

Mango Juice: Bungee chairs

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