Haiku time (GONE WRONG--I plagiarize Katy Perry!!!)

Toes atop the sky
Unmoving and unbothered
Floating up so high

Singing songs of peace
Caught up in a world distraught
Dark precedes the dawn

Gazing at the sea
Full of life yet so so vast
Should it feel empty?

"Woof woof" goes the dog
"Moo" goes the cow. "Glub" says fish
"Oink" says the pig

Salt upon my tongue
The crunch, it brings such a thrill 
Potato chips. Yum

The void the void the
void the void the void the void
the void the void the

Roses may be red
But other things are red too
Like Clifford the dog

I didn't much like 
James Cameron's Avatar
Not for me I guess

Not out of ideas
But I promised Ms. Perry
Here is "Firework" 

"Firework"

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag
Drifting through the wind
Wanting to start again?
Do you ever feel, feel so paper-thin
Like a house of cards, one blow from caving in?

Do you ever feel already buried deep?
Six feet under screams but no one seems to hear a thing
Do you know that there's still a chance for you
'Cause there's a spark in you?

You just gotta ignite the light and let it shine
Just own the night like the 4th of July

'Cause, baby, you're a firework
Come on, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go, "Ah, ah, ah"
As you shoot across the sky

Baby, you're a firework
Come on, let your colors burst
Make 'em go, "Ah, ah, ah"
You're gonna leave 'em all in awe, awe, awe

You don't have to feel like a wasted space
You're original, cannot be replaced
If you only knew what the future holds
After a hurricane comes a rainbow

Maybe a reason why all the doors are closed
So you could open one that leads you to the perfect road
Like a lightning bolt your heart will glow
And when it's time you'll know

You just gotta ignite the light and let it shine
Just own the night like the 4th of July

'Cause, baby, you're a firework
Come on, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go, "Ah, ah, ah"
As you shoot across the sky

Baby, you're a firework
Come on, let your colors burst
Make 'em go, "Ah, ah, ah"
You're gonna leave 'em all in awe, awe, awe

Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon
It's always been inside of you, you, you
And now it's time to let it through, -ough, -ough

'Cause, baby, you're a firework
Come on, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go, "Ah, ah, ah"
As you shoot across the sky

Baby, you're a firework
Come on, let your colors burst
Make 'em go, "Ah, ah, ah"
You're gonna leave 'em all in awe, awe, awe

Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon
Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon

One last haiku:
Breakfast for dinner
An awesome fucking concept
Yummy bacon yum

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