Search for the Menacing Snow Goblin

Not sure if you are all aware, but it is currently winter in the Northern Hemisphere. Now, people often associate winter with many different things, but I tend to associate it with the cold. When it gets cold out, something very special happens: if it gets cold enough, and clouds yearn to precipitate, the magical weather anomaly that is snow arrives. Now, to some of you, this anomaly may be more engrained into your daily winter routines, but for myself, and most of us living in the greater Seattle area, snow time is certainly an exciting time. Snowballs, snowmen (or snowwomen), snow angels, and sledding are just a few of the many super fun things to do in the snow. This morning, I was nearly brought to tears when I saw snow on the forecast for the coming week. Without any schoolwork to do, I'll be free to play and enjoy the snow as much as I please, which I quite exciting and I am very much looking forward to it. Yet, the snow is also going to bring about an opportunity much greater than any sort of play. This year, without any distractions leading my away from my goal, I will finally be able to track down and capture the menacing snow goblin that roams the city streets during our infrequent snow storms. Of course, every year there are multiple reported sightings of the snow goblin, but nobody has every been able to get it for real. Every night for the last 18 nights, I have read up on every piece of mythological literature that I could find in an attempt to gain as much information as I can in order to defeat this menacing creature (it's actually really scary and freaky-looking). I have three sets of Bavarian horse-hoof shanks, six vials of worm juice, and a I just put on a cauldron of mystical squid ink which should be finished brewing when the snow hits. I've also set multiple hand-crafted Norwegian goblin traps around the city, but I'm waiting to arm them until the snow falls. There’s not too much more to say on this matter for now, but I’ll let you all know when I have updates on my hunt for the menacing snow goblin.